I went to get my hair trimmed today and the poor hairdresser was frantic at the thought of releasing me into the wild with no products in my hair.
Me: I'd just like it trimmed and thinned and I don't want you to add anything fancy because I won't be using any product on it normally.
Miss Hairdresser: (shocked look) But, but...
After what must have been considerable internal conflict throughout my haircut:
Miss Hairdresser: It's AGAINST MY RELIGION...of hairdressing...to let you leave this salon without something in your hair. (puts 'gold serum' in my hair)
Our conversation during the haircut:
Miss Hairdresser: Is your coffee weak enough?
Me: I'm sure it's fine.
Miss Hairdresser: I'm not really into coffee either. I'm not a coffee concierge.
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